HAHAHAHAH omg....... now you scare me a lot.
I should try to talk like Sofía Vergara at "Modern Family" and try to wear a cowboy hat with a stripes country t-shirt?
Note: I already was at the first FUDcon LATAM, at 2009 when was held during FISL, that has been the only place I have visited being Fedora people outside my country
Note2: most of latam countries also have "cowboys" :P