He confided in me over a beer recently that he hates your guts. Sorry you had to hear it from me. He said--and I quote--"Maybe if he got a hair cut... nah, then he'd just be another jerk with short hair."

In your defense, he later sucker punched me after too many Bourbons, and said something about my mother as he left with a waitress under each arm. So maybe it's him.

--jeremy