Today's surprise joke

[JD]

Have
livecd-tools-14.2-1.fc14.i686
installed

# /usr/bin/livecd-iso-to-disk  --help
Usage: readlink [OPTION]... FILE
Print value of a symbolic link or canonical file name

   -f, --canonicalize            canonicalize by following every symlink in
                                 every component of the given name 
recursively;
                                 all but the last component must exist
   -e, --canonicalize-existing   canonicalize by following every symlink in
                                 every component of the given name 
recursively,
                                 all components must exist
   -m, --canonicalize-missing    canonicalize by following every symlink in
                                 every component of the given name 
recursively,
                                 without requirements on components 
existence
   -n, --no-newline              do not output the trailing newline
   -q, --quiet,
   -s, --silent                  suppress most error messages
   -v, --verbose                 report error messages
       --help     display this help and exit
       --version  output version information and exit