red hat?

[Joe Zeff]

On 04/13/2012 11:54 AM, Tim wrote:
> You buy vanity sizes instead of your real size?
> You're a rock star who keeps getting mobbed?
> You're a stripper?
> You're The Incredible Hulk?

You wear them for so many years that they finally come apart when you're 
tucking them back in?  (This one's happened to me, more than once.  If I 
like a shirt, I'll wear it, off and on, until it falls apart or 
otherwise gets ruined.)