On 04/13/2012 11:54 AM, Tim wrote:
You buy vanity sizes instead of your real size?
You're a rock star who keeps getting mobbed?
You're a stripper?
You're The Incredible Hulk?
You wear them for so many years that they finally come apart when you're
tucking them back in? (This one's happened to me, more than once. If I
like a shirt, I'll wear it, off and on, until it falls apart or
otherwise gets ruined.)